Hurricane Hannah

You've heard that Hurricane Hannah will be hitting the Carolinas this weekend, right? Well, Roland will be there to meet her in Greensboro, NC. and that is so nice, because we haven't seen her for about 5 weeks.

Anyways, it seems that the news of Sarah Palin is taking most of the media's attention and Hurricane Hannah is getting the short end of the media stick. So, I graciously offer some details that CNN might leave out.

Here she is ready to make landfall.


In the off season Hurricane Hannah likes to spend pesos.
Lots and lots of pesos.


Accusations that Hurricane Hannah causes storms in areas away from her
favorite snorkel spots are unfounded and unfair.


On vacations Hurricane Hannah often wears disguises to avoid undue attention.
Her hat disguises work the best.

Hurricane Hannah earned her name in the band she started with her brother.
She was named for the windblown look of her hair when she played.

Jellyfish are unusually attracted to Hurricane Hannah.
Scientists are studying the phenomenon.

Of course, Hurricane Hannah is up on the latest trends:
"top row diamonds and the bottom row gold".

Hurricane Hannah has a reputation for playing with her food.


Hurricane Hannah is actually quite cuddly when not in full destruction mode.


Hurricane Hannah has a big mouth.


In High School Hurricane Hannah was crowned Ms. CHS (Centennial).


Despite reports of violent destruction,
Hurricane Hannah is very good with children.



Hurricane Hannah gets her stormy tendencies from her father.


Hurricane Hannah drinks organic orange juice.

There you go. I get a little bothered when the news reports portray Hurricane Hannah as dangerous and scary...she is usually cheerful and kindhearted...unless she doesn't get enough sleep, then she is a little grumpy. But mostly she is nice. So don't believe everything you hear about her.

Right behind Hurricane Hannah is Hurricane Ike. He is always trying to outdo his big sister....more on him later.

Hurricane Ike.